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    Penelope Featherington is a successful English teacher, Deputy Headteacher and single mum to an energetic 5 year old, Elliott. They venture to London for a few days of exploring and new experiences during the summer holidays.

    Penelope’s plans include a trip to museums, a boat ride, culture and new foods. Elliott’s plans include seeing as many dinosaurs as possible and eating lots of ice cream.

    What Penelope doesn’t expect however, is for her carefully managed and curated world to collide with the chaotic Bridgerton family due to chance meeting between Elliott and some of the next generation of Bridgertons.

    Penelope has spent years building a coat of armour to protect herself, and by extension Elliott, from everything negative that the world could throw their way. She is determined to give Elliott a totally different upbringing from her own. Her suit of armour also serves to cover the mental and physical scars, and closely guarded secrets, that she carries thanks to her past.

    Surely her armour can stay intact for a few days in London… surely?

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    Penelope is a librarian with no self-preservation instincts who wants to use him to write a book. Anthony is a vampire who has an inflated ego and wants to make her a vampire. What could go wrong? Everything.

     

    Anthony Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington story. You have been warned.

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    4/?
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    When Anthony Bridgerton is standing on the front steps of his former mistress after having been rejected, the last thing he expects to see is Penelope Featherington get out of a hired carriage and promptly faint.

    So he takes her to his property on the other side of town, far from Grosvenor Square and their own homes, to protect her virtue.

    To his surprise, she is Lady Whistledown.

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    Posting Schedule: Every Thursday until 06/11/2026

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    16/50
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    Upon hearing that the firstborn son of any of the Featherington daughters will inherit the title and estate, the men of the Ton turn their eyes upon the sole remaining young miss. For power, men will do terrible things.

    Penelope is tired, she is out of patience, and she has a deal to uphold. A final season in London with her mama, and she shall be free to do as she pleases. Portia thinks this is the perfect trap. Penelope thinks only of her hidden Whistledown funds and distant Scotland, far from London and the Bridgertons who have burned her terribly, yet still hold her heart. Her path is set, up until a courier arrives at the Featherington's country estate in December, bearing a gift and the promise of a reunion.

    Daphne Basset (Formerly Bridgerton) hears the news that her honorary sister is now the target of the worst men of the Ton. Knowing that Colin will go utterly mad upon realizing he is in fact in love with her in the face of such peril, and that Penelope is gravely endangered by this news, she begins to plan.

    A game is afoot in London, and Bridgertons never lose. But with unknown players on the board, will all go as planned or will scandal burn even the finest of families?

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    12/?
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    Jane Bridgerton's favourite is her Aunt Hyacinth and given that she is named Jane Eloise, Eloise can't have that so she decides to try and knock her youngest sister off the top spot.

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    71
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    7
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    Penelope would just like to get the three children she's carrying out of her. Except everything she tries seems to backfire, between food poisoning, broken bones and a back injury will Penelope ever manage to actually just give birth?

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    Glancing through the spyhole, Colin was pleasantly surprised to see his sweet, pint-sized neighbor standing outside his door holding a takeaway box. He quickly unlocked the deadbolt and the front door, giving her a smile as he briefly drank in the sight of her.

    Dressed down in a white knit cardigan over a loose faded shirt and leggings, her hair twisted up into a messy half bun, Penelope looked… different in a way, but still as charming as ever.

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    Fulfilling the "today, my next door pregnant neighbor knocked on my door" prompt/Reddit post shared on Twitter a few days ago!

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    It starts with a shell and a romantic note from a secret admirer. Love comes for Penelope on hot days and even hotter nights in the form of Simon Basset. Can Penelope trust that attentions are real, or is this just a cruel joke at her expense?

    Two chapters of summer romance. Penelope Featherington/Simon Basset for 2025 Rare Pair Week - Everybody Loves Penelope. Secret crush.

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    2/2
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    40
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    A series of conversations between Anthony and Benedict (maybe other siblings) about their siblings, mainly Colin and his utter cluelessness. It will span all three seasons and hit on some pivotal scenes. Ratings may change, depending on where this story leads.

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    13/?
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    40
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    139
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    21
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    3,091
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    A quiet and peaceful summer morning exploring the threads of love uniting one Benedict Bridgerton to his wife in matrimonial bliss.

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    1/1
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    Enjoy Benny Booboo as he ventures all things Benny Booboo, in honor of Benedict Week!

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    “Jesus Christ!” Anthony spun on his brother, eyes wild. “Have you all formed a bloody conspiracy to send me to an early grave?!”

    “I—Anthony, listen. It’s not what it looks like—”

    “What it looks like,” Anthony growled, advancing like a lion who’d just discovered treason in the herd, “is that you’ve brought a young woman—unmarried, respected, well-known in society—into your bachelor lodgings after midnight, and she is currently dressed like she’s escaped from the back room of a gentlemen’s club.”

    Benedict stepped back. “Nothing happened!” That is, in fact, true. They did not even kiss.

    Anthony barked a short, disbelieving laugh. “Nothing happened? Nothing happened? Is that truly the story you’re choosing to lead with?"

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    As yet another heatwave hits London, Penelope and Colin find themselves sweltering in the summer heat and missing a very important luxury. Air conditioning. When Colin and Benedict are installing a window unit in Penelope's room for her, they come across a curious album labeled "Spank Bank" filled photos of a certain Bridgerton man.

    How will Colin handle the new information and how did the second air conditioning unit mysteriously break, leading to the two being forced to share a bed during the summer nights?

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    2/4
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    Penelope finds her mother crying after cousin Jack left and decides to take matters into her own hands and try to procure a safe and stable future for her and her mother taking charge of the responsibilities of the barony.

    The Bridgerton brothers are at odds with each other. Forced by their mother in a journey in hopes to to fix things, they didn't expect themselves to find wallflower and honorary bridgerton Penelope Featherington taking charge of the duties of her deceased fathers barony. They are forced to change the view they had of her and with that they might find themselves with some unexpected feelings.

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    9/?
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    510
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    139
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    Who finds their soulmate when they are seven years old??? Penelope Featherington, that’s who. But is she the only one?

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    13/?
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    44
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    Benedict is frustrated because the love of his life suddenly disappear. He also didn't know how to start a search party until he realized something; one of that lady's silver gloves is still clutched on his hand...

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    They had danced, once, away from the gazes of Matchmaking Mamas, and it had left them with an odd sort of friendship that neither ever really spoke to anyone else about. They shared more dances throughout the seasons, more often than not away from wagging tongues and watchful eyes, always learning more about each other and even helping the other through romantic woes and troubled times.

    Everyone watched as they courted and were courted by good people, only to end up exactly where neither thought they would ever be: with each other. Penelope thought him indifferent to romance after his failed courtship. Anthony thought her still in love with his brother. How long before it all unravels?

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    Chapters:
    55/55
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    2/?
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    It's the monthly Bridgeton Game Night. Colin is back. Penelope just wants to go home. Board games can't cause too much trouble, right? Let the insanity begin.

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    1/1
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    18
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    141
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    32
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