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    From what I understand, the human brain is basically an electrical meatball. A very sophisticated meatball, to be sure, but still – organic.

    That organic human neural tissue – unless very carefully cultivated under very specific laboratory parameters – doesn’t always play nicely with the non-organic bits. And even then, see example: me.

    That wasn’t even including the fact that Gurathin had received his augments in the Corporation Rim and company equipment – see again: me – wasn’t exactly premium quality.

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    A flash of red and blue streaked overhead, followed by a booming voice from a figure in a cape. "Cease and desist, citizens! You are in violation of city ordinance 34-B, operating an unapproved vehicle on a public thoroughfare!"

    "He means the shopping cart!" Carrie shrieked, cackling. "He's mad about the cart!"

    "It's a lifestyle choice!" Theseus shot back, swerving to avoid a recycling bin and shaking his fist at the robot. "I'm not going to let some glorified traffic cop tell me how to live my life!"

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    8/22
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    “Affirmative. Drake, you have been exhibiting inconspicuous yet suspicious behavior.”

     

    “Exactly! Couldn’t have said it better! Now, Tim-Tam, care to tell us what you were searching for? I swear, it was just sooo annoying, my phone screaming at me at midnight. Y’know how controlling GothNet could be of security! Has to blare it out to everyone in the vicinity.” A lie.

     

    “I don’t see how that’s any of your business. Both of you.”

     

    A.K.A

    After falling in the Lazarus Pit alive and unharmed, Tim Drake comes back to life. In another universe. Will Tim be able to step out of this nightmare version of Gotham with crime organizations instead of vigilantes, or will he fall right into his family's clutches again?

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    10/13
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    377
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    99
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    Wesker rested a hand on his head, watching his eyes blink languidly with feverish delusions. He enjoyed the glazed energy of his gaze, the absent stare as he sat quietly and obediently despite his discomfort.

    Still, something was missing.

    Adoration. Trust. The absence of fear. Everything he’d wanted to give him from the start.

    He grasped Leon’s chin with a gentle hand, examining him with a thoughtful gaze. Tired and sick, the boy whined, calling out wordlessly for someone he knew.

    A miscalculation, but nothing he couldn’t fix.

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    3/?
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    34
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    3
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    Indrek has been gifted as a slave to an enemy general, a brutal war hero. He's by now learned to anticipate the worst.

    Juhani has been captured by the enemy, but one that treats him with unfamiliar kindness.

    A long war and two enemies, whose lives become linked.

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    After doing Lex's bidding for over a decade, Superman has forgotten what it's like to be treated like a person.

    Or:

    The Justice League captures Superman. Clark Kent waits for the penny to drop.

    Podfic of onward, lonesome hero (carry on, carry on) by hoebiwan.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    The Gaang wanted a break for Aang to start learning earthbending. Instead, they got:
    – A boy who jokes through every injury (and there are a lot of injuries).
    – His best friend, who can crush a tree with nothing but air pressure.
    – A cat.
    – Zuko deciding one of them might be an airbender.

    What follows: fire, trauma, terrible jokes, and more found-family moments than they bargained for.

    And when Zuko finally captures someone he thinks is an airbender, he has to decide whether to treat him as proof—or as a person.

    This story takes place after Zuko Alone and then functions as an alternate version of The Chase. Toph has just joined the group, Azula is on their trail, and Zuko is far from Iroh’s calming influence.

    The Gaang calls it “their problem now.” Zuko calls it "proof."
    Teorin calls it “a disaster.” Lev calls it "a masterpiece."

    Don't let Lev's jokes fool you. He hides as much as he says.

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    10,951
    Chapters:
    9/15
    Comments:
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    3
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    In which Tim almost dies (again) under Jack's supervision, which somehow leads to Jason Todd coming home.

    WT Day 12: Withholding Medical Treatment
    WT Day 13: Never Enough
    WT Day 14: "In the end, it's worthwhile"
    WT Day 15: "You can take a break, if you just tell me that it hurts"

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    13,031
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
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    509
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    63
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    4,916
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    Sae won’t sleep, not even sick. He just wants Rin to hold him—wants and ruins it in the same breath. Rin’s determined to put him down—whether with medicine, blankets, or the pillow over his face.

    “Shut up and let me fuck your ass to sleep,” Rin says.
    But Sae isn't one to go down easy.

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    5,694
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    40
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    63
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    4
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    Jason's henchman prepare a gift for him, but forget about some of Hood's crucial rules in its making. It goes wrong in the most heinous way, something far worse than anything he'd planned for the latest Robin.

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    All of the air leaves his lungs in one fell swoop. Oxygen sticks in Avid’s trachea like solid wax. “You– you— you—

    “Me, me, me,” Scott mocks. His icy blue eyes feel like they’re piercing through Avid’s chest and soul, his face twisted into the physical manifestation of rage. “Care to explain, Avid, just exactly why you’re banging on my door in the middle of the night like a filthy commoner?”

    Scott makes a deal with Avid.

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    When Avid passes out in the forest after Scott takes too much blood, Scott is forced to look after him until he wakes up, much to his own reluctance.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    It's not enough.

    Nothing is fucking enough.

    Jason Todd came back wrong. No amount of blood ever satisfies him since he came out of the Pit, until an incident forces him to confront Tim Drake in the Titan's Tower sooner than he planned to. Someone shows up to protect Tim from him.

    Or

    Jason Todd is a vampire with neurological and psychological damage, and a good old dose of the Pit, who is dying of hunger and is gonna have to take two living blood bags to survive it. Those living blood bags might just be his brothers.

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    Chapters:
    2/10
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    314
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    44
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    2,932
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    When the SOULMATES program launched, love stopped being a choice.
    The State promised connection, guaranteed happiness, perfect matches—just a fingerprint away.
    All you had to do was comply.

    Xeno Wingfield said hell no.

    A brilliant prodigy with zero patience for bullshit, Xeno refused to let anyone—not even an algorithm—make choices for him.
    He hacked the system, deleted his profile, and maybe crossed a few too many lines along the way.
    Years passed. He dodged every assigned date, slipped through every trap.

    But the system never forgets.

    Protocol D-77 isn’t a warning. It’s punishment.
    His soulmate has already been assigned.

    Xeno isn’t falling in love. Not with anyone.
    And especially not with the one man who just might be able to break him.

    Bet all you want—Stanley Snyder won’t bring him to his knees.

    A slow-burn story about control, resistance, and the kind of bond that smolders until it ignites.
    Xeno vs. the system.
    Xeno vs. Stanley.
    Xeno vs. himself.

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    130,991
    Chapters:
    20/?
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    Así empezó esta historia

    Cuando el programa SOULMATES se instauró, el amor dejó de ser una elección. El Estado prometió compañía para todos, felicidad calculada, vínculos garantizados. Bastaba con dejar una huella digital. Bastaba con obedecer.

    Xeno Wingfield, claro, no obedeció.
    Prodigio brillante, arrogante incorregible y feroz creyente del orden lógico, no soportaba la idea de que alguien —ni siquiera un algoritmo— osara decidir por él. Hackeó el sistema, borró su nombre, y quizás, solo quizás se tomó otras atribuciones incorrectas. Sobrevivió así durante años, evitando citas asignadas, escapando a través de su genialidad.

    Pero el sistema siempre espera.

    El Protocolo D-77 no es una advertencia. Es una condena. Y su supuesta alma gemela ya ha sido asignada.

    Xeno no piensa enamorarse. Ni siquiera si esa alma gemela termina siendo el único hombre que podría desafiarlo de verdad.
    Pueden apostar lo que quiera pero, ni siquiera Stanley Snyder lo pondrá de rodillas.

    Una historia sobre control emocional, destino impuesto y el tipo de vínculo que arde lento, pero quema igual.<
    Xeno vs. el sistema.
    Xeno vs. Stanley.
    Xeno vs. sí mismo.

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    Español
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    131,556
    Chapters:
    20/?
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    221
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    14
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    3,779
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    Before Easter, the parish priest is supposed to visit all the parishioners and bless their dwellings, but instead, Don Camillo faints at Sunday Mass and proceeds to lock himself in his bedroom for days on end.
    Peppone, who is worried that his old mother might die soon, goes to investigate. What he finds changes everything.

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    1/1
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    3
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    11
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    Kylo kills Snoke. Hux kills Kylo’s freedom. Cold glass. Medical light. The Force goes quiet and that fucking cell teaches new rules fast. Kylo learns to turn defiance into fuel. Hux holds the reins until control slips the second it tastes want.

    You want compliance? I’ll make it sweet enough to poison you.

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    1
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    An old Paul Westerburg goes to Peter Buck's house in spite, never letting go of how the former rockstar sold out and made it big by destroying the indie cred that R.E.M. had. When Paul finds Peter, the poor guy is in a sorry state. Peter has grown too old and frail to tour, requiring help in his home. Paul becomes Peter's caretaker for his own gain, but it may not work out the way Paul intended, Maybe this responsibility will help fill the gap between rockers formed over decades of guilt, buried feelings, and alcohol.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    A collection of outtakes, alternate POVs, and missing scenes from my existing work.

    137-141. whumptober fills.

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    Chapters:
    141/141
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    4,624
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    17,901
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    1,089
    Hits:
    447,047
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    A collection of outtakes, alternate POVs, and missing scenes from my existing work.

    222-236. whumptober fills.

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    English
    Words:
    210,641
    Chapters:
    236/236
    Collections:
    23
    Comments:
    15,744
    Kudos:
    49,921
    Bookmarks:
    3,277
    Hits:
    1,437,001

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