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You're My Favorite Distraction (I Hope I'm Yours Too) by reguiarsalad
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
22 Oct 2025
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Joel can't focus in English because Etho's just too distracting
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- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
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Hermitcraft Kinktober!
Day 1: Masturbation + Orgasm Control (Impulse/Tango)
Day 2: Coming Untouched + Kidnapping (Beef/Etho)
Day 3: Threesome + Chastity (ZIT)
Day 4: Kneeling + Hypnosis (Keralis/Xisuma)
Day 5: Finger Sucking + Dacryphilia (Etho/Pearl/Tango)
Day 6: Outdoor Sex + Sex Pollen (Gem/Pearl)
Day 7: Tentacles (Impulse/Skizz)
Day 8: Uniform Kink (Jimmy/Tango)
Day 9: Blindfolds (Etho/Joel)
Day 10: Oral Sex + Punishment (Doc/Grian)
Day 11: Handcuffs (Gem/Pearl/Skizz)
Day 12: Sex work (Grian/Scar)
Day 13: Dildos + Double Penetration (Gem/Impulse/Pearl)
Day 14: Omegaverse + Possessive Sex + Choking/Gagging (Doc/Ren)
Day 15: Object Insertion + Humiliation (GIGS)
Day 16: Remote Control (Mumbo/Scar)
Day 17: Messy Sex + Service Kink + Fisting (Impulse/Jimmy)
Day 18: Size Queen + Dom Bottom/Sub Top (Doc/Gem)
Day 19: Sensory Deprivation + Electricity (Mumbo/Scar)
Day 20: Dubcon + Monsterfucking + Aftercare (Impulse/Zedaph)
Day 21: Rimming (Etho/Joel) -
Cut out my tongue so that I can't scream by ClownCar420
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
21 Oct 2025
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“I just… he’s—” Etho began, clearly uncertain, “He’s—”
“Stop,” Lizzie said firmly, her voice low but unwavering. She pressed her hand over his, stilling the movement. “You can’t call the hospital. Not again. He’s been there too many times. You know it. We both know it. This isn’t what he needs right now.”
Joel’s eyes flicked to the phone. The simple, familiar rectangle seemed to pulse with danger, a temptation, a threat. He knew if they called it, if he ended up trapped in another ward, medicated and locked away, it would only get worse. The last time, the sterile smells, the fluorescent lights, the endless white corridors, he had felt the rot deepen inside him, a slow, gnawing decay he could no longer ignore.
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- Part 7 of 101 ways to commit suicide with Joel
- Part 13 of CLOWN'S GORETOBER FICS
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Boundless by StealthyGay
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Life Series (U-Play Online Video Games)
21 Oct 2025
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"Games of death are all well and good, but the secret ingredient in misery, is love."
"You taught us that."
"I know."The watchers have devised a new game, and this time, everyone gets a soulmate. But not everyone is thrilled about the pairings.
Basically, I'm taking important/interesting scenes from double life (Because it's my favorite) and writing them like fanfic to tell the story of double life. Enjoy!
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The Stars Above Us by Lovewriting143 for olekbbeans
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
20 Oct 2025
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All Joel expects of his reckless behavior is that he’ll die, not that he’ll meet a cute, honest guy in the middle of the night, just so they can watch the stars together.
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Aka Boat Boys Rooftop FicSeries
- Part 1 of Boat Boys, Lost in the Mist of the Past
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when life gives you lemonade ( with salt ) by toximble for goingdownorup
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
19 Oct 2025
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What kind of guy orders a lemonade at a coffee shop?
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Eyes looking desperately to the right, Etho splutters, waving his hands far past the range acceptable for hand-gestures before cutting off with a cracked, “Thanks.”He then disappears out the door with a last jingle of the shopkeeper’s bell; a deer bounding fluidly away into the fog-laden thicket.
What a strange specimen.
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The one where Etho has never ordered at a coffee shop before, and keeps on coming in before Joel's shift change.
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Under the Burning Suns, We Scorch Together by HydeOmonster
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
19 Oct 2025
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Joel, the head chef and owner of a respected and refined restaurant, is confronted with a past he thought had been buried for good. This past, in the form of Etho, shatters Joel's hard-won routine and dragging him on 'one last adventure' he knows nothing about.
Despite his better judgement, the dragon agrees.
This decision, of the most emotionally charged nature, will lead to the unveiling of many secrets, the meeting of many people and the end of many more. Far more than just Joel's peace and pride are on the line.
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- Part 14 of The smalletho corner
- Part 1 of under the burning suns (a smalletho fantasy au)
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So evil-hearted, baby (Well, I'm evil anyways) by fifthhaem0ny
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series WIthout Third Life, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
19 Oct 2025
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Xelqua's vision starts to flicker out. The last thing he sees is a tall, muscular man running towards him in shock.. Maybe? He wasn't sure. Xelqua's head hurts really bad and if he had a choice, he'd rather die here.
Then, before he can get another thought in, it all goes black.
AKA:
Xelqua, (Grian) gets kicked from the circle of Watchers and sent to the LIFE world. The highest vigilante around, Scar, aka HotGuy finds Grian unconscious in a random park and drags him back to his 2 bedroom apartment. Scar's roommate and best friend-for-life, Gem, is not amused but lets Grian in anyway. Xelqua tries to manoeuvre himself through this world (that he was ironically a large part in creating in) without letting his two newfound roommates his secret. Oh yeah, somehow, Scar convinced Xelqua to be his partner-in-crime.
The vigilante aspect of this story, especially the outfits for hotguy and stuff, is inspired by Doody. (@kitsuneisi on Tumblr)
All other ships aside from DD are side or background!!
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Is it kinky to have sweet and loving sex? B’s first kinktober! by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
19 Oct 2025
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I rolled a wheel with life series ships on it and now I’m going to draw them all with the kinktober prompts!
<3 enjoyyyy
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Subtle and Perfect and Real by etothev for toximble
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
18 Oct 2025
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About a minute before the bell rang, he came in and horror deeply set into Etho’s thoughts, that was where he recognized the cashier from. It was Joel Beans, someone he had known about all through high school.
And now Joel had seen him without his mask.
Fuckkkkk.
or Etho has self esteem issues and a love for frozen yogurt
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Etho’s problems usually stemmed from the fact that he was a curious kind of guy. He likes to figure out how things worked, he experienced new things and documents what he found out. It was never enough to hear the basic details, Etho liked and wanted to get dirty himself.
In other news, Joel has recently gotten a tongue piercing.
And Etho had never kissed someone with a tongue piercing before.
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The Grief Cycle, a Completely Normal Way to Process a Realization You May Like Someone by goingdownorup for lNSOMNYA
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
18 Oct 2025
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Joel was wearing his stupid see-through-paper-thin t-shirt again. Etho swore to god that he had thrown that shirt in the garbage the last time the two of them cleaned out the house, mainly because of the before mentioned thinness of the material. It had to be at least ten years old, and the fact that it didn’t have any holes in it was a miracle in itself. Another miracle was the apparent second coming of the shirt, or Joel had noticed Etho’s attempt to get rid of it and fished it out of the trash bag before without him noticing. Either way, it really wasn’t the problem Etho was having, though it did send a tiny flash of annoyance down Etho’s spine when he realized what Joel was wearing.
No, Etho really didn’t care that much that Joel was wearing the stupid tee-shirt again, it was that Etho didn’t think he looked completely ugly while doing so.
Which was weird.
Or: Etho realizes he might like Joel a bit more than a friend, and promptly spirals through the five stages of grief
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I'm seconds away from me breaking by Prudent_seer for ynnxbread
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
17 Oct 2025
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“You didn't tell me you were a seer.” Etho interrupts, sounding genuinely surprised. Joel furrows his eyebrows.
“How did you think I just knew where every book you were looking for was?” Joel asks incredulously, holding back a scoff. “Did you think I was just omniscient?”
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Seer Joel x Mage Etho find comfort and happiness after loss...and maybe love?
(Title from Jamie Fine - Seconds Away)
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You Remind Me of Something Nostalgic by SalamanderHunter
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
18 Oct 2025
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“You remind me of something nostalgic, Joel.” After pausing for a few seconds, he then added, “and this rain.”
“Tell me about it.”
Etho paused for a second before answering.
“Everything for me started with boats and waters."- Language:
- English
- Words:
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- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
- 7
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Fresh Air and Smog by JeeperFox
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
18 Oct 2025
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Joel Beans, 17 years old, was your typical trailer trash “bad boy”. He's lived in the trailer park for his whole life, his parents aren't bad, they're just a struggling family. With his two best friends, his childhood crush, his ex fling, and his rival, can he really survive junior year?
[summary and title might change, and tags will definitely be added as I update]
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Hook, Line, and Sinker by Quinn_n
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
17 Oct 2025
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Getting the hint, Etho hands him the guitar, and Joel takes it easily, his fingers gently ghosting over the strings, running across the small dent at the base, and, finally, experimentally strumming a chord. Etho watches with an unfamiliar amount of interest. Joel’s hands are nice to look at, he’s discovering quickly. They look rough. Calloused, although he’s learned that’s true of any guitar player. Vaguely, he wonders what the texture would feel like on his own hands. They’re big, too, Etho notes.
Alright, he’s been looking at Joel’s hands for… maybe a little too long now, probably, so he pulls his eyes away, swallowing. That was not weird. Don’t make it weird.
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Sky Bound by SkyJuicee
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
17 Oct 2025
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Sky Bound follows the growing relationship between a charming pirate captain, Scar, and a once captured hybrid, Grian. They face sky-bound dangers and unexpected adventures aboard their airship the Jelliechaser, their bond deepens from uneasy teammates to something more—an unspoken connection neither of them is ready to name. Amidst adventure, tension, and moments of quiet , Sky Bound is a slow-burn tale of trust, friendship, and the fine line between love and nothing more than partners.
This is a hermitcraft au where a number of the hermits are featured as sky pirates.
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wish you thought that we were still soulmates by littlecharacterlover
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
16 Oct 2025
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The world adored symmetry.
It loved the soft glow of wrists bound by fate, the satisfying click of puzzle piece souls slotting into each other, and the smug satisfaction of predestined love.
Soulmates. Forever meant to be. Prepackaged, shrink-wrapped affection with a glittering bow on top.
Joel Beans had never liked symmetry.
Not in the way the world did, anyway. He wasn’t built for tidy stories. He liked chaos. Liked choice. So of course, Fate had to go and make a cruel joke of him, because not only had both of his exes found each other in the way people wrote poems about, they hadn’t even needed the bond to do it.
Scott and Etho, two very different people that yet fit so well together. They had basically the perfect domestic life together. They chose each other, even against the protest of Fate.
And of course to doubly screw him over, they want him back.
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Etho and Scott try to seduce Joel into their cute boy polycule via inviting him to their cabin getaway.
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The Rise and Fall of the Late Night Crew and the Phantoms from Limbo by Vogelchan
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
15 Oct 2025
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Joel works in a secondhand record store and would rather be anywhere else. When it turns out his overly-talkative regular customer is friends with the hosts of his favourite radio show, though, his whole life flips on its head.
Joel didn’t mean to ruin his sleep schedule for some graveyard shift talk show. Etho didn’t mean to crush on the guy selling him dusty records. And Tango just wants to pull off his plans for a combination season-finale-slash-birthday-party without everything explodificating on him. But somehow, between old music disc vinyls, a chaotic group chat full of dinguses, and an unfolding ARG, their worlds keep colliding.
“I’m not one of those weirdos who tries to stalk the hosts and find out what they all look like.”
Sure, Joel.