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EX meets his roommate, says he's a pred, and gets eaten. thats it. thats the fic.
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- Part 7 of Empty writes Vore
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Zedaph starts coughing for no discernable reason and it continues to get worse and worse.
Once he figures out why he's coughing he avoids the very friends that were helping him before.
Why well...
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He couldn’t breathe, he couldn’t breathe.He finally got a breath just as his vision started going black.
Eyes blinking, he took deep breaths.
There was a red flower, a full bloom, a red carnation floating in the water, blood both on the petals and floating alongside it.
His hands shook from where he was gripping the porcelain.
Oh.
Oh.
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Everyone was excited about the new rail system. With the start of a new world, everyone had agreed they wanted to stay closer together- hence the new rail system. But when the main railroad console is destroyed in an accident, the supercomputer ends up being the very least of their worries.
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But if you're fine with that… If you're fine with that… by Abyss_Observer
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
21 Oct 2025
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During the end of Hermitcraft Season 8, Evil Xisuma has been banned, and it was made sure he couldn't follow the Hermits to Season 9. These precautions, however, were not taken for Season 10. And so, Evil X returns. Or does he?
Being exposed to the void for so long has taken his memories, and he barely knows what is happening around him. Some of the Hermits decide to let him stay, in hopes that by starting on a (mostly) clean slate, he can become a good person.
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Bdubs goes completely crazy.
Cleo's cold.
Xisuma's mourning.
Boatem are screwing around in the void.
Ren jumps into lightning for fun.
False's guilty.
And Tango has a no good very bad day.
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Moon Big from multiple hermits.
Aka MCYT Whumptober 2025 Day 18!
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- Part 18 of Hamster's MCYT Whumptober 2025
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- 1,421
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- 1/1
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When the voices get to be too much and Grian relapses, someone walks in on them, and Grian finally learns that they're not alone anymore.
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- Part 20 of Whumptober 2025
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If there's one thing Exonia can say about Helsknight, it is that he's just such a pretentious dickhead. The idiot can't do anything without getting all high and mighty about it. And that is saying something, coming from the king of pretentious dickhead-ary himself.
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- Part 20 of Costello's Kinktober 2025
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Purpled goes to leave the DreamSMP after his UFO is blown up. The watchers take him :)
Then he escapes to Hermitcraft!!! YIPPIE(Aka author wanted to see Watcher Purpled fics, but couldn't find any)
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CPCF pre cannon oneshot compilation by PurpleAlicorn, RaspberryBoiWrites
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Oct 2025
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Background and Backstories <3
any chapters that say hey there canary are strictly about grian, jimmy and pearls parentsSeries
- Part 5 of CPCF Cannon Universe
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Watcher ImpulseSV by NotOlga
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Evolution SMP
18 Oct 2025
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The player impulseSV, who abandoned by his friends due to his previous actions, was forced to become a watcher and he was also chosen as the next headmaster of the watcher realm.
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People get sick, especially kids, it's just a part of life. That doesn't mean that Xisuma won't panic when Grian and Jimmy fall sick for the first time under his care.
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- Part 17 of Whumptober 2025
- Part 8 of Diverging Future
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Tommy takes a leap into a pond, but he wakes up in a bed instead, and in the wrong body.
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Two balls of trauma and chaos swap places! And things keep on going wrong afterward.
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- Part 1 of What is Right is Wrong
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Xisuma is the admin of the server the Hermits call home, including one Docm77. As any good server mate does, Doc looks out for their admin, even if it means going out of his own way to make sure Xisuma's taken care of. Xisuma believes Doc has the biggest and kindest heart he's ever seen. And Grian's sick of these two dancing around each other obliviously.
But love doesn't come without a price, and Doc and Xisuma both have a past that will test not just their love, but their strength and courage, as well as the courage of the whole Hermitcraft server.
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Evil X falls ill, and HelsKnight is forced set aside his pride and ask the Hermits for help.
Whumptober 2025 Day 14: Sickness.
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After the turmoil of Season 8's end and Season 9's beginning, the Hermits have finally reunited at spawn. Now they must pick up the pieces of their former lives and try their best to move forward, however difficult it may be.
Somewhere else, trouble continues to brew.
Part 2 of my Season 9 AU fic inspired by Scattered AU.
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- Part 2 of It's a Long Road Home
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When they broke for lunch, Xb introduced herself, "hello, my name is Xylah Beth Crafted. what's your name?
"my name is Keralis and this is Sishwamy Void."
The brown haired prince with purple eyes giggles, "Keralis!" he says, "That's not my name." the prince turns to Xb, putting his hand out to shake hers, "my name is Xisuma Void. I'm the crowned prince of Hermitcraft." he shakes her hand, "Pleased to meet you."
"What kingdom are you from?" Keralis asks her.
"Here in Hermitcraft." she answers, "Mr. Crafted is my dad."
The next day, Xb stayed home and both princes asked her dad if he would bring her again, so he did.
The three kid grew inseparable.
Keralis gave Xb the nickname, Princess since she did not have a royal title like the two others.
The three kids had created a special bond, so it surprised no-one when both Keralis and Xisuma asked her out when the fifteen and Keralis was fourteen.
She said yes, and the three of the changed their friendship, growing closer.
or, Xisuma/Xb/Keralis how these three came together and started ruling an kingdom and how Xb feels bad for not being a royal like his lovers while feeling out of place in his own body.Series
- Part 5 of Royal Love
- Part 3 of Xbsumaralis/Xb & Keralis & Xisuma fics
- Part 20 of Blue's rairpairs fics
- Part 27 of Blue's Polyamory ship fics
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We meet again by Itzm3_Leigh
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
13 Oct 2025
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Mumbo wakes up one boring tuesday to the feeling of dread and unease circulation his body, his mind screaming at him.
He can't remember [ redacted ]
Promises are made to either be fulfilled or broken, but should never be forgotten.
or. A world where reincarnation is expected but only happens when your name has faded from living memory
In [ redacted ]'s recent life, he fell in love with an immortal who swore to never forget him.
He had just been reincarnated.
- Language:
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I promise you're enough (you're enough, you're enough) by Future_Mango
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
12 Oct 2025
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Exiona is feeling a little down. Zedaph helps cheer him up
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it was not your fault but mine (and it was your heart on the line) by Future_Mango
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
12 Oct 2025
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"I just wanted to say–"
"–that I love you–"
"Goodbye, brother," they both said, for there were so many words to be said but not enough time to say them, and as Xisuma pressed 'enter' Exiona stepped back and let go, his fingers brushing against Xisuma's before the latter was gone.
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The world is ending. Two brothers resolve years of hatred and sad feels.title from Little Lion Man
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A Watcher's Requiem by DragonCubed
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Evolution SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Yandere High School (Web Series), Video Blogging RPF
11 Oct 2025
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Grian has lived a lie for years, hiding a truth even Hermitcraft doesn’t know.
But when CHRONOS arrives to arrest him, every secret—and every betrayal—threatens to unravel.
Can he survive the consequences, or will the ghosts of his past consume him first?
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- Part 1 of Hermitcraft Stories
- Part 1 of A Watcher's Requiem AU