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Everyone in South Park High knows Craig Tucker. They don't just know him they all adore him, popular would be an understatement to say the least. He's nice, funny, smart and unfortunately taken. He has been for a long while. The thing is no one has ever actually met his self proclaimed "girlfriend", but his looks and personality make it hard to believe he's lying so all the other girls eventually gave up on winning over his love. That is until Tweek Tweak's group of crackheads over hear him on call, roughly making out a mumble of an "I think we should break up.." over the phone. Long Story short the "crackheads" vow to keep this information to themselves so one of them can eventually become Mr Perfect's partner. Except of course Tweek Tweak absolutely despises the guy and is dissapointed in his fellow drug addicts taste in men. Yeah forget what i said about EVERYONE loving Craig because whilst this boy's still alive that statement is false.
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Eric Cartman has worked his ass off to get everything he wanted, and most of all, he can take his revenge now. However, the target is harder to get than it seems...
Eric Cartman is a ruthless self-made developer and Kyle Broflovski is the mayor’s son with lofty ambitions and refined charm find their worlds colliding over a fragile outsider. Their enmity becomes a battlefield of power, pride, and unspoken desires.
Cartman’s crude wealth and unapologetic pragmatism clash with the mayor’s son’s polished charm and lofty ideals. What begins as a war for influence over a vulnerable soul spirals into a volatile dance of manipulation, where every glance hides a dagger and every touch threatens to ignite.
But in the shadows of their toxic allure, can two men from worlds apart find a truth that transcends class, or will their hatred for each other burn everything, and everyone, down?
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"You're the only one who can help me so just pull the fucking trigger!"
I've always believed nothing happens for a reason, everything is merely coincidence. Meeting him was definitely not by chance.
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Another New Kid appears in town unbeknownst to the hell that comes with living there. They just want to try again — a new start, a blank slate, maybe even a chance to finally be someone.
South Park wasn’t supposed to be forever. It was supposed to be a pit stop if you will. A quiet, snow buried town where nothing much happened and no one looked too close.
Still, they told themself it would be different this time.
They’d keep their head down. Go to class. Make friends. Avoid attention, definitely. Just blend in.But South Park doesn’t let people blend in.
Not for long.
It’s the kind of town that swallows sanity whole, where school days turn into war zones, teachers have existential crises mid lecture, and the weather itself feels like it’s mocking you. And somewhere between the chaos, the gossip, and the blizzards that never end, the new kid starts to realize...
A “fresh start” doesn’t exist here.
Only survival does.
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The Stick of Truth is elusive to everyone, and as Cartman and Kyle continue to battle for it, Tweek and Craig are caught in the middle, forced to be pawns in a bigger game, not even knowing if they could trust each other. As Butters is forced into a similar position, he finds beauty in unexpected places, including himself.
Or an alternative universe heavily based on The Stick of Truth, where everyone is older, dramatic, and super gay.
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It's Senior Year and Craig Tucker is starting his third high school. His father moves them to the suburbs after several school expulsions and the death of Craig's mother.
No one understands Craig, and Craig doesn't understand anyone.
He hates everybody.
Craig joins a Media Studies class with a handful of other senior students, including a fascinatingly frustrating boy named Tweek Tweak - who is also new to the school.
The two are forced to pair up for a project.
Will it be a total disaster, or will the two unexpectedly understand each other and give new meaning to the term 'opposites attract'?
Note: This is the same as my other fic "Short Cuts" EXCEPT I substitute Damien for Craig and make minor edits to make it Craig and not Damien.
Doing this for the Creek lovers who would prefer to read the fic as Craig x Tweek rather than Damien x Tweek
Seeing if this experiment works to see if people enjoy Craig or Damien better! :p -
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It's Senior Year and Damien Thorn is starting his third high school. His father moves them to the suburbs after several school expulsions and the death of Damien's mother.
No one understands Damien, and Damien doesn't understand anyone.
He hates everybody.
Damien joins a Media Studies class with a handful of other senior students, including a fascinatingly frustrating boy named Tweek Tweak - who is also new to the school.
The two are forced to pair up for a project.
Will it be a total disaster, or will the two unexpectedly understand each other and give new meaning to the term 'opposites attract'?
This fic has no Craig Tucker and no love triangle - sorry - or maybe I'm not sorry, haha - if you are seeking that, check out my other fics!
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A chat fic following the lives of South Parks teenage residents. Mainly focused on Kyle and Stans complicated feelings.
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En el último año de preparatoria, Stan empieza a cuestionar su orientación sexual tras una ruptura dolorosa con Wendy. En paralelo, Cartman mantiene una relación destructiva con Heidi mientras lidia con una atracción no correspondida por Kyle… y algo más confuso que empieza a sentir por Stan, su compañero de equipo.
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They're in their freshman year of high-school, and even more has changed than they expected as Stan and Kyle's friendship is as in danger as Stan's wellbeing. Besides, what was their best bet, being less... or more than what they had always been?
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- Part 1 of It Had Always Been Like This
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When Mr. Garrison's class has to do reports on different countries, Cartman and Wendy get assigned to do a presentation on Israel and old tensions resurface. Meanwhile, Kenny introduces Tolkien to redneck culture, Nichole tries to organize a Dungeons and Dragons campaign, and Kyle can't stop himself from turning into a noir detective.
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New Years Eve: Kyle and Cartman find themselves at the same house party: drunk, hostile, and restless like always. Bored and unsupervised, they stumble across a dusty old book tucked behind someone's parents' wine rack. Half-drunk and egging each other on, they read a spell aloud just to mock it.
Weeks later, Kyle starts experiencing strange symptoms. He's tired, nauseous, emotionally erratic. When the truth comes out, it's worse than he imagined. He's seventeen, he hooked up with his arch nemesis, and now, he's somehow pregnant with his spawn.
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Your best friend Kyle’s been crushing on Bebe all semester, what happens when you suggest a way to make her jealous? And worse, what happens when you both start falling for each other instead?
**Your typical fake dating fic with a sprinkle of angst**
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Miriam Broflovski, Kyle’s sister, hadn’t seen the transition to junior year in high school coming, and she didn’t know what train was about to fucking hit her.
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From the abyss of shadow there lives a creature of many names but a singular purpose. When a desperate solicitor with a secret of his own comes face-to-face with it, he never expected to find himself amid a macabre ordeal reminiscent of the ghost stories of his youth. He also never expected to have the nightmare become so adamant in pursuing those he left back home.
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For Kenny, the world was never meant to keep changing, because the more he grew up, the more he lost valuable things.
However, the adult world is cruel, where the smartest and most cunning survive. After difficult experiences, Kenny will be able to reconnect with his precious friends from the past in a deadly game that will test his knowledge of his childhood games while he sees how his friends have radically changed thanks to the harsh world they faced... -
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Mr. Garrison bangs on the bus door and people jump before Butters wrenches the door open.
"What did you see?" he shouts at Clyde.
"What did YOU see?" Clyde counters in a way that would probably be funny had they not just watched their bus driver get pulled into the sky.
"Come ON! Did you see something or not?!" His tone bordering hysterical.
Clyde nods then swallows heavily, "She flew away." he states matter-of-factly. A beat of silence and then.
"WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!" Kyle bellows.or
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i wanna fuck with the party; i wanna fuck with the men by mikademicks
Fandoms: South Park
18 Oct 2025
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chat fic of doom, despair, and dumbass teenagers
(contains brainrot, slurs, and awesomeness)
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After catching Craig cheating, Tweek’s senior year takes a turn he never expected. Between sleepovers, coffee at midnight, and Kenny’s blunt tough love, he learns that maybe heartbreak isn’t the end of everything, it’s just the start of something new.
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Kyle has been feeling down since his recent break up with Bebe. Good thing he has a secret admirer that reminds him of how special he is.
Or, Eric just wants the stick up Kyle's ass gone and he has a pretty good idea on how to make that happen.
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Kyle was a well known, respected, and deeply feared man. He overtook the Broflovski group following the murder of his father. Six years of searching for the killer, things began to change for Kyle after he met one asshole who didn't hold back on such insulting words. Kyle had never felt more intrigued.