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Tethered (Transcribed) by Ivy_and_right, xmbriscoe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Oct 2025
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Originally written by Ivy_and_right on IG, transcribed for AO3 by xmbriscoe
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After the war, Draco is spared an Azkaban sentence. Instead, his wand has been snapped, he has been put up in a muggle flat and he is barred from using any form of magic. He must do as he is told if he has any chance of returning to the life he knew. And he must do it under the careful watch of Integration Officer Granger who isn’t to be trusted.
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Draco Malfoy spent his adolescence performing the role of pureblood scion to the best of his ability, including saving himself for his future wife. Leave it to Hermione Granger to show him what an idiot he’s been.
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One month before the wedding, Hermione Granger finds out Ron has been cheating on her with Lavender Brown — for three years.
Instead of drowning in heartbreak, she does what she’s always done best: she takes control. A suitcase, a plane ticket, and a new life in sunny Los Angeles — far from everything that ever hurt.But peace doesn’t last long.
On her roommate Isabella’s birthday, Hermione ends up at a concert of the band everyone’s talking about — the Ashborn — and their enigmatic frontman, Black.
Only… Black isn’t a stranger.
He’s a name she buried once.
And this time, he has no intention of letting her walk away alive. -
To Break a Cursebreaker by beckysbooktok for chaosbarbie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Oct 2025
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Hermione wins a birthday date with Witch Weekly’s Most Eligible Bachelor, spiraling all day between whether it'll be Theo or Draco.
Her date goes flawlessly, and yes, there will be a second one.
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Don't Want Anything to do With Anybody (but you) by dystopianRebel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Sep 2025
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Tom “I’d rather learn about spell-craft and be left alone” Riddle can’t fathom how in any world he may be drawn to Hermione “this massive textbook is a bit of light reading” Granger.
Perhaps it is a bit silly for them to desire each other’s company, but feelings tend to be like that – incomprehensible.
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- Part 2 of Man or a Monster
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“Well?” Hermione rolled her shoulders back and stood in what she deemed to be a more kissable stance within the coat closet before gesturing toward him. “Go on then.”
Draco’s face twisted in incredulous confusion. “We’re not actually going to kiss. You do know that, right?”
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OR: Draco doesn't want to kiss Hermione during a game night, and she's fairly certain there's more to it than the reason he gave.
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It was a simple game that had been played at Hogwarts between houses for as long as time. It just so happened that it was only the Slytherins who knew about and partook in the game now, the ones who held the book of scores.
It's the sixth year and Draco Malfoy is an official Death Eater. His only way of coping? Sex. Lucky for him, the whole game is based on sex. He had fallen behind in points but was ready to get himself back to the top.
“What if I got Granger’s tie?”
Dramione longfic - Harry Potter book 6 & 7 & Epilogue retelling
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter and the Magic of Love
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Hermione isn't happy. She's confused and she can't shake the feeling that something isn't right. Desperate for clarity, she turns to experimental soulmate magic in hopes of finding the truth.
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After a bloody scandal threatens England’s Quidditch World Cup run, the Ministry assigns Hermione Granger to the impossible: tame the team’s most dangerous player, England’s brightest star—Draco Malfoy.
Brilliant, brutal, and built for destruction, Malfoy plays by his own rules—and he has no intention of letting a war heroine in pressed robes dictate his fate.
Their battles ignite on the field. Their tempers ignite behind closed doors. And somewhere between shouting matches and shattered glass, the line between hatred and hunger blurs into something reckless. Something real. Something that could ruin them both.
In a world where reputation is survival, and loyalty is a death sentence, Hermione must choose: betray him to save herself—or burn with him for a chance at something more powerful than either of them ever dared to want.
Love isn’t clean. It’s dangerous. And some games were made to destroy you.
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Hermione Granger (thirty-something, zero tolerance for nonsense) is running a project so classified even the Minister keeps out. Draco Malfoy (thirty-something, brilliant Auror, inconvenient perk: can turn into a ferret at will) works best in the dark.
On a rainy night, a white ferret shows up under a box. Hermione says “just for tonight.” Sure.
Between stakeouts, coffee, misunderstandings, and a flat that’s starting to feel like mission control… beware the ferret. -
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The war is over, and The Order has won. When those who wish return to Hogwarts for a previously unprecedented 8th year, things take a peculiar turn...
'He’d come to the realisation that she would probably be Head Girl this year, and fortunately enough for him, he’d be Head Boy.'
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“What the fuck, Malfoy?” Ron bellowed. “Stop kissing her.” He rounded on Hermione then, his face screwed up in outrage and confusion. “What did you do that for?”
Dazed, Hermione blinked at him, absently thinking he looked a bit like a gaping fish.
“Oh,” Malfoy smirked. “I do apologize. I spent the summer at our French Chateau and kissing is a customary greeting in France.” He didn’t look remotely repentant.
“I didn’t see you kissing anyone else like that,” Ron spat bitterly, still eyeing Hermione suspiciously.
“Hm?” Malfoy asked, distracted, still looking at Hermione, his knuckles brushing her cheek.
Hermione felt hot all over.
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Draco returns from a summer in France with an insatiable thirst to French kiss Hermione (especially in front of one Ron Weasley).
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Hermione Granger is desperate to get Hogwarts up and running again after the war. She wants to do a full renovation, add special courses, allow new regulations for muggle-borns and more. But despite being 'The Golden Girl', she's shite at getting the elite to spend their galleons on her cause. She's blunt and lacking in the social graces expected of someone of her status.
Draco Malfoy has just finished serving a 3 year term at Azkaban for his part in the war-a sentence that was only lowered because of Hermione's character witness at his trial. He sees her struggling to make the right impression amongst the upper-class wizarding community and offers to give her lessons in manners and etiquette associated with closing the deals she needs to secure her dreams.
But this isn't just any kind of arrangement.
They have 10 lessons between now and the social event of the year. There's only 1 rule: For each lesson he gives her on how to act in public, she must return a favor of his choice. -
Dramione Doodles and Drabbles (NSFW & SFW) by Spookyandcooky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Aug 2025
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The world needs more Dramione fan art, and who am I to deny the power of persuasion?
Every chapter is dedicated to a different art piece/collection, and will be tagged as SFW or NSFW accordingly.
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When Hermione accidentally sends an NSFW text intended for a friend to her sarcastic and no-nonsense boss, Dr. Snape, his surprising response ignites something unexpected.
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- Part 4 of Animated Gifs Included!
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Following the war, Draco is sent to live in the muggle world in a probation programme. His wand is snapped, his magic is gone and he has to learn to love all things non-magical if he's ever going to earn his life back. Not all is as it seems though when his Liaison Officer, Hermione Granger, is revealed to be more entwined in his fate than he ever could have guessed.
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Hermione and Draco have confessed their love for one another and obviously have to fuck about it.
The smutty conclusion because literally one person asked for it 😅
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- Part 2 of Carrot Soup and Other Recipes
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"Who the fuck're you supposed to be? Her boyfriend?"
Draco tilted his head, lips curling into something not quite a smile. "Lucky for you—I'm not her boyfriend. Because I don't play nice when people touch what's mine..."
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When Draco Malfoy seeks refuge in a quiet Muggle pub to avoid the crumbling wizarding world — and the Dark Lord's watchful eyes — he doesn't expect to end up in conversation with a captivating bartender named Hermione. Sharp, grounded, and full of quiet fire, she challenges everything he thought he knew about Muggles. What begins as a simple drink turns into a night of unlikely connection, lingering glances, and the kind of magic that doesn’t require a wand.
A story of chance meetings, unexpected warmth, and the beginning of something neither of them saw coming.
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Ex-Death Eater Draco has run away from Voldemort and unknowingly into Muggle Hermione's arms.
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- Part 2 of Red String Theory
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Draco Malfoy becomes obsessed once he finds out that Hermione Granger is loud in bed.
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- Part 1 of Can't Carry All Your Terror
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Granger laughed, “I can’t believe we made it out alive. How exhilarating.”
Draco scoffed, turning to look at her while propping himself up on his elbow. “Of course you would think that. You get off on any near-death experience.”
She quickly sat up, mirroring his posture. “I do not!” she replied with a twinkle in her eye. “I only get off in the right company.”
Draco, who had been carefully quelling his crush on Hermione for the past three years, did not miss the innuendo. His heart hammered as he asked, “Am I the right company, then?”
Hermione hummed, leaning in towards his lips. “In more ways than one,” she spoke softly.
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In which Draco and Hermione are Auror partners and have to find a way to relieve all of the tension caused by their job, which leads to the frequent, casual hookup. At least... casual for one of them.