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If you won't end things, then I will by dangerbeanz
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Oct 2025
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A lot of their dynamic was bickering, where it was unclear if they were serious or not. They’ll be pissed off and yelling at each other, and the next thing you know, they’re crashing against the wall and yanking shirts off. It was all and never nothing; it’s what drew Evan in. He always feels so much with Barty. He supposes that’s part of the issue, too. There needs to be balance, lows to their ever-increasing highs.
Life never quite goes the way you want it to. Barty and Evan find this out the hard way.
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- Part 3 of Wishbone
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Barty Crouch Junior is the dirtbag of the school, he never shows up to class and yet everyone knows who he is.
Evan Rosier is a homeschooled boy with a dream to get the fuck out of town, away from his family.
Both their miserable lives are about to become entangled, and maybe together it won't be so miserable anymore.
If only one of them wasn’t the number one criminal in town for a crime he maybe did commit and another crime he most definitely didn’t.
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Lily Evans never fit in.
In a gritty, dystopian version of the Marauders' era, wizards haven't achieved a tenuous peace with Muggles—they've dominated them. At fifteen, Lily barely scrapes by in London with her sister, Petunia, keenly aware of the magical elite's privilege. Hogwarts, their ivory tower, has always been an impossible dream—until now. Due to unforeseen circumstances, an improbable spot is offered to her. But the acceptance letter, which should be the fulfillment of a wish, arrives as a burden. Lily is torn between the promise of escaping poverty and the deep fear of abandoning the only family and the only home she's ever known in a world ruled by magic. -
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Some things are too alive to simply exist; they take you in, unravel you, and show you everything you've spent your life trying not to see.
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"You fight like you're trying to destroy yourself."
"Maybe I am."
"Then why keep getting back up?"
"Because every time I fall, I want someone to notice. And you did. You always do." -
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Regulus Black deserved a happy life, and so, he left.
Enchanted tattoos, unhinged magic, piercings and late night swims in the Black Lake...He should've known that with Pandora, Barty, Evan and Dorcas by his side, his Sixth year would be even more fucked than having an insane mother clawing at your neck. ( Literally )
Add in bloody house politics, fucked bloodlines, a melodramatic brother who Regulus would much rather avoid than face (lest he listens to Barty and stab the older boy) and his ever so charming yet obsessive best friend who Regulus would devour in one bite...
Yeah..... running away was only the beginning but at least he had his little group. And if all went to shite and one of them actually manages to set the world on fire, then it'll be them against everything, like it always was.
He was theirs and they were his. A covenant signed in the very magical blood running through their veins.
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Evan commints a crime.
With the whole world watching.
Declared innocent, he flees his home, his family and his friends.
Leaving all he knows behind, he travels staright across the country.Something pulls him to a small town in Georgia.
A small town with big secrets.
He makes new friends and finds footing in his new life. Though, nothing is quite as it seems. Something is following him.
And he'll soon have to realize that he can never leave his old life and the choices he made. They will always stick tho him. His mistakes will haunt him till the day he dies. Which might come sooner than he could ever imagine. -
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Barty has a crush, on Evan specifically. After a bad heartbreak two years back, he's planning to change that. With his very carefully crafted plan involving Evan Rosier.
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Barty is done yearning and has a plan to finally obtain Evan.
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From Sirius Black's Baby Brother to Slytherin's Most Desired by stroodleberryfields
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Sep 2025
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Regulus makes a bet with Barty and Evan and loses.
The wager? It involves long legs and slutty waists. A week of short skirts and the wide eyes of horny teen boys changes the trajectory of Regulus's life forever.Takes place in the beginning of his sixth year. For the sake of the fic, Marauders and Skittles are in the same year and Sirius and Regulus are Irish twins (less than a year age difference).
Or: Someone close James Potter's mouth before he catches flies drooling over baby Black's bare legs.
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The Marauders don’t talk about Regulus.
He’s still been there, though, James thinks. A collection of tiny moments, memories filed in James’s brain under the heading ‘Regulus Black’:
His face across the Great Hall at dinner, never smiling.
Running across a courtyard in the pouring rain, books held over his head, dripping wet.
Behind the stacks in the Library as James passes, hair falling in his face, hunched over a book.
A collection of clips from Quidditch matches: his face high above as he tracks for the Snitch; his body pressed close against his broom as he dives; long, pale fingers closing around gold.
It’s not like he’s easy to ignore. Your best friend’s brother who he waxed lyrical about the entire first year you knew him, and now you’re supposed to pretend he doesn’t exist.
Well.
James certainly can’t pretend he doesn’t exist now.
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A Big Gorgeous Romantic Tragedy
- Multi-POV Long Fic
- Hogwarts Years 4/5 to End of First War
- Main Ship Jegulus
- Endgame Jily (No Cheating, Lily Positivity)
- Background Wolfstar
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genderbent marauders with lesbian wolfstar lesbian jily lesbianism everywhere everyone is lesbian and remus is half machine with programmed religious trauma in her! And rosekiller being evil gay mad scientists couple!!!
Also fun fact: Barty Crouch Jr a schizophrenic programmer spent 10 years of his life programming an operating system to talk to God
Idk just try to give it a little more time it gets better i swear
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What the Crow Remembers, the Storm Repeats by Anonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Sep 2025
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A pause, weighted. "You’d be wiser to fear that storm."
“I am the storm.” Behind her, crows swarm the skeletal branches, bending them under their weight. Daylight withers beneath their wings, swallowed until only slivers of light remain. Hundreds of red eyes glare down at him. “The first. The last.”Series
- Part 2 of The Dead Have No Need of Umbrellas
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After many school failures and rebellious acts, the 20-year-old Barty Crouch Jr. makes a crazy decision: he leaves home to attend the most prestigious university of the United Kingdom, Hogwarts.
There, after meeting some nice friends, he discovers that the entire school shares a deep hatred for three arrogant students and a charismatic professor. And when the most feared of these, the insufferable Evan Rosier, turns out to be his roommate, Barty can't hold back his curiosity. He must find out at all costs who this strange group of philosophers, lovers of Greek and the ancient world, are.The only problem is that this isn't Barty's story at all.
Or, a The Secret History au that degenerated into something crazy.
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- Part 1 of Terrible Things Universe
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The Marauders get phones (and the chaos that ensues) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2025
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Literally a groupchat with the Marauders, the Slytherin Skittles, Xenophilius Lovegood and the Valkyries.
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The Marauders - Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter and Peter Pettigrew
The Slytherin Skittles - Pandora Rosier, Evan Rosier, Dorcas Meadowes, Regulus Black, Barty Crouch Jr and Evan Rosier
The Valkyries - Lily Evans, Marlene McKinnon, Mary Macdonald and Alice Fortescue
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Water of the womb, Blood of the covenant by Nonbinary_potatoes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Aug 2025
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Regulus Black couldn't leave home with his brother, he watched him flourish on the outside while he was stuck. University was his only chance to get away from home but he's still under their watch, transitioning against their will and searching for a way out all while maintaining perfect grades and stalking his brothers successful career without reaching out. His friends are his new family, Sirius doesn't even know his favourite colour anymore so why bother to speak to him again? Especially when he might not even like Regulus anymore, and he has his own new family.
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Regulus and Sirius have communication issues and trauma and process it in vastly different ways but learn to love each other again.
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Selene Tartwood has her world upended when she received a marriage contract between her and Regulus Black, the Heir to the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black. As a half-blood witch who is estranged from the pureblood society, she never expected the pure House of Black to seek her hand in marriage, let alone that her parents would accept. Forced into a future she neither chose nor understands, Selene braces herself for a world of reluctant obligation and cold silence.
However, as vows were spoken, Selene begins to glimpse something unexpected behind Regulus's impassive facade, and that was enough to plant a seed of hope in her. Perhaps, she is allowed to hope, and maybe, she is allowed to dream.
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This Summer Is Sponsored by Bad Decisions by happilydrowninginmusic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Aug 2025
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Barty was supposed to spend the summer being hot, unbothered, and only mildly responsible for a group of feral children.
Unfortunately, Evan Rosier exists.
Barty is fine. Totally fine. (He’s not.)
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- Part 2 of Camp Wrenlake
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ᯓᡣ𐭩 Whelping by GargoyleCorpses
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders Era - Fandom
16 Aug 2025
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Remus's wolf gets restless every january, itching with the urge to mate. It always has. And, having recently weaned himself off the potion he uses to control it, it's worse than usual this year.
Sirius has always helped. Lately, however, Remus's wolf wants *nothing* to do with his boyfriend. Instead, sensing the pair's impending break up, Remus's Wolf gives him tantalizing glimpses of who it claims to be their true mate.
Who? Evan Rosier.
Shouldn't be too bad, right?
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Regulus and Barty are thieves, but Regulus is forced to join the royal soldiers to avoid imprisonment. They decide to use the situation to their advantage and steal from the castle. James is lowkey a soldier too, which might complicate things. Evan Rosier is a prince and what a shame it would be if Barty crossed paths with him. Barty is also very set on stealing the crown, which is a terrible idea.
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a fic in which Regulus is after Money (as if he's not rich already lol) and Barty wants Power and Glory (as if he doesn't have a very pronounced reputation already lol)
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Evan Rosier who’s been in love with Barty Crouch Jr for as long as he can remember gets jealous, drunk, and calls Barty.
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A rosekiller fic very loosely based off of S2E7 of friends “The one where Ross finds out”
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Evan rosier is a medical student in college and Barty Crouch Junior is a underground ring fighter and one night Where Evan runs into the barty into him in the bathroom…..what the harm in helping him clean and stitch his wounds now and then right? there is smut in later chapters just bear with me okay? (THIS IS INSPIRED BY @ asharkwhohateseveryone PLEASE SEND THEM LOVE ON TICTOK)