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    You are a new recruit for the Thunderbolts, and immediately your personality clashes with John Walker. He is insufferable and overbearing, and somehow you still seem to attract each other.

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    7/?
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    19
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    54
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    6
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    927
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    Post-Thunderbolts. Despite what Bucky would have everyone believe, he's not so much living as he is managing. Especially when Steve's birthday rolls around and Bucky's reminded once again of what he's lost. He begins to wonder why Steve didn't ask him to go with, or if maybe…if maybe he could find a way to join him. If things could be different.

    When Bucky goes missing during an assignment, the Thunderbolts begin the hunt for him.

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    38,785
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    7/9
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    96
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    239
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    42
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    4,755
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    “Hey! No. No. Stay awake.” Bob slapped his cheek lightly again, terrified of how light the contact felt. “I don’t— I don’t know what else to do if you stop breathing again.”
    The confession came out small, almost childlike. For all the noise in the room (the dripping faucet, the sound of John’s ragged breaths), the silence that followed it was louder.
    Bob stayed there, one hand hovering over John’s chest, just counting each uneven rise, whispering under his breath:
    “Please don’t make me do this again.”

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    English
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    3,475
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
    Kudos:
    65
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    4
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    328
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    John messed up. Your visions come back, ten times worse. (Explanation of last chapter involved).

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    English
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    4,665
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    46
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    Three and a half months into the formation of the New Avengers, scandal strikes. The execution footage resurfaces, dragging John’s past back into the spotlight. Whispers about The Void—and its connection to Bob—are gaining traction. The public is afraid. Reputations are crumbling.
    So Valentina makes a call: spin a narrative. A surprise wedding. A love story between two misunderstood heroes who found each other in their darkest hour.
    The only problem?
    They both hate the idea.
    The bigger problem?
    The marriage is already legal.
    Their teammates know it’s fake. Of course they do. But with the media in a frenzy, management demands full buy-in: shared dormitory, matching rings, joint interviews, public hand-holding.
    Jokes get whispered in the elevator. Alexei starts winking too much.
    John’s ex won’t return his calls, but somehow, she’s seen every staged photo of him holding Bob’s hand.
    Through the forced smiles, the late-night silences, the uncomfortable proximity, and the leaking wounds neither of them want to show—the lines between fiction and something far more dangerous start to blur.
    It’s not love. Not yet.
    But it’s a ghost of something.
    And it’s theirs.

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    English
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    38,201
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    210
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    4,596
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    “John groaned tiredly while he slowly stretched his arms behind his head. Bob rapidly looked away, before his brain could form any thoughts about the man's muscles and the sounds emitting from his throat. "I can't wait to get out of these fucking clothes." John's hoarse voice started Bob, who still refused to stop staring at the closed elevator doors. Did he really have to say it like that? Bob's discomfort had temporarily hijacked his thoughts, keeping them away from filthier matter, and now John had made his breath falter without even meaning to. Because he never meant to do that, to turn Bob into a reluctant, embarrassingly horny mess."

     

    An undercover investigation in a gay club forces the thick, growing tension between Bob and John to violently collapse. Their differences regarding love and sex should only pull them apart, so why can't they put out their desire?
    Emotional casualties are bound to occur.

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    English
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    69,306
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    142
    Kudos:
    231
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    5,105
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    Bob has never cooked anything in the kitchen in his entire life and wants to make the other members happy and cook something for them to eat, but he can't do it.

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    English
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    1,661
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    121
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    "and you said, 'hey, do you wanna see the west with me?
    'cause love's out there and I can't leave it be'
    and I said, 'honey, love's never meant much to me
    but I'll come with you if you're sure it's what you need'
    "

    or, Bob and John go on a road trip and learn how to love and be loved.

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    2,402
    Chapters:
    1/9
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    103
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    The unthinkable has happened: a zombie apocalypse has wiped out sixty percent of the world's population. You are an ex-SHIELD agent that just escaped a recently destroyed safe haven in North Carolina, so you head south for the safe haven rumored to be in Atlanta, GA. Along the way, you're shocked to bump into none other than Sergeant James "Bucky" Barnes, who has also recently been split up from his zombie takedown taskforce and is headed to the Atlanta safe haven to reunite with Sam Wilson. The two of you decide to join forces and travel together, fighting off zombies and trying in vain not to fall for each other on the rocky road to Atlanta. Marvel Zombies Bucky/Reader AU.

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    English
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    34,819
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,595
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    Everything’s awkward. The reader, who’s psychic, has to relive a previous vision.

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    English
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    3,181
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    5
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    2
    Hits:
    72
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    Day 1

    "Please don't cry" - Beg for forgiveness

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    English
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    1,032
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    2
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    26
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    What happens during the fourteen months between the end of Thunderbolts* and it's post credit scene? How do the New Avengers come together to become an actual team? What threats will they face? This fic aims to fill in those gaps!

    I do not work for Marvel so this is all just me having fun writing with these characters I enjoy. What happens in this fic is not what actually happened in those fourteen months, unless someone at Marvel has the same ideas as me! I'm basically just writing this to have fun, so I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoy writing it!

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    English
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    33,042
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    265
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    6,064
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    "He leapt in; the damn door had been ripped off, half the seat with it, he didn’t even know how the wheel was still in place. The point was, with all that, with the damn hole in the car, with the missing door, with the busted seat—there was Bob!"

    or

    Walker takes the ultimate lap ride while Bob tries not to lose his mind—or his pants—during a high-speed disaster with Yelena and Ava driving chaos.

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    1,638
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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    50
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    1
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    332
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    Bob's been the official equipment manager for the West Chesapeake Valley Thunderbolts for one and an eighth days when a tall, angry, blonde man stomps up to him, shoves a hockey stick in his arms, and says, "Are you a fucking idiot?"

    So, going well.

    (aka: the Hockey AU)

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    English
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    9,595
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    779
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    In which the Thunderbolts figure out how to work together, Bob figures out how to be a hero, and Yelena may or may not figure out why she can't stop staring at Bob's stupidly beautiful face.

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    English
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    46,004
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    279
    Kudos:
    570
    Bookmarks:
    80
    Hits:
    13,374
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    Did he know how it had started?
    Well, not this—not what they were doing now—though he knew that too. He knew how that fuck had started, how that tension had begun…
    Bucky knew how that teasing had escalated into something more, how the sharp retorts from Walker’s sharp tongue had turned into cutting kisses.

    Language:
    English
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    2,780
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    321
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    Your relationship with John had always been complicated, to say the least. But when things finally come to a head, words are said that cannot be taken back, and you both have to face your deepest fear that maybe - just maybe - you want the same thing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,862
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    150
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    Antonia Dreykovna finally gets a second shot.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,980
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2,649
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    After the events of Thunderbolts, John Walker is back on a team, in the public eye—but he’s not the same man who chased glory behind a shield. John struggles to hold together a life that never truly belonged to him.

    Haunted by the parts of his past no one saw— secret violence, abuse under command, the silent price of being "the good soldier"— he begins journaling on Ava’s suggestion. What starts as a survival mechanism slowly unravels the truths he’s buried for years.

    Among a team that masks its own trauma with bravado, sarcasm, and poorly cooked meals, John is forced into reluctant vulnerability in multiple scenarios. From his relationship with Bob to his obsessive need to cut, he needs to learn to break out of the abuse.

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    playlist for this story: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6LDwqgqtOu0ybyQwAuVbDV?si=hL6g40KWQIqBbFA3s6JPaA

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    78,987
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    589
    Kudos:
    678
    Bookmarks:
    95
    Hits:
    17,671
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    Exchanged glances, repressed desires, and a storage room as witness. It’s just sex if there’s no kiss, just release if there’s no love…
    It’s just Walker deceiving himself, falling even harder for the one he most fears to give in to.

    or

    John Walker breaks everything he touches. Bob might just be the one thing he can’t ruin—or resist.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,134
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    467

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