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    Harry Potter collapsed at the end of the war. He was living in a rundown house with no running water, surrounded by rubbish. That was, until Hermione came and dragged him out by the ear and reminded him he was still alive. That there was life after Voldemort. And he couldn’t live in a house without a working toilet. If he wasn’t going to hire someone, he’d have to sort it out himself. So he stepped into the world of magical plumbing and remembered a school trip to a water treatment plant when he was nine. He fell in love with the intricacies of pipes and water systems. And really, how much could go wrong sticking your wand in places it really ought not to be?

    Or a story in which Kreacher eats crisps, Harry blows up toilets, Hermione takes an unplanned trip, and a whole lot of things become Draco’s problem.

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    "Les yeux sans visage"

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    In the summer before his sixth year, Harry Potter is mistakenly delivered a strange missive from Draco Malfoy addressed only to the initials T.N. The next day, someone comes to reclaim his misdirected letter with a sharp demand on the tip of his tongue. The day after, he returns, and does not stop coming back. There should have been part of him that protested it, some larger part of him that remained indifferent to these odd visits.

    After gruelling days of loneliness, Harry cannot find it in himself to send Nott away.

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    Sirius Black has always loved the night. Add to it pretty good views of Hogwarts from the Astronomy Tower, some good ol' firewhisky, it's shaping up to be a fairly decent way of relaxing. Until, that is, his darling brother decides to meddle. I mean, why can't Reggie just leave him alone? Sure he's out after curfew, but Sirius's business is none of his. Right? Expect a whole lot of Black fam drama coming right up, some deep secrets that no one's really willing to share, plenty of sass and snark (mostly on Sirius's part tho maybe Reggie might pick up a thing or two) and you've got an AU fic of your favourite ever wizarding pureblood family.

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    Instead of wasting away waiting for a rat to surface, Sirius decides to ensure Harry's happiness- whatever the price

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    They were enemies, once. They still are—aren’t they?

    But the magic binding them doesn’t care for old grudges. It whispers in dreams, pulls them close, stirs need where only contempt once lived. In the dead of night, Severus begins to unravel—and Sirius watches, wanting, waiting.

    Severus turns—and collides with Sirius Black’s chest.

    Heat, solid and unyielding, sears through the fabric of his robes, stealing the breath from his lungs. The forest looms, silent. The wind curls through the trees like whispered secrets. Every nerve screams run—but he cannot move.

    "I have you," Sirius murmurs, voice low, dark, reverberating like a vow.

    Severus shudders. Not in fear. Not in anything he can name.

    Sirius’s hands are on him, branding, possessive, raking up his sides, curling into his waist, breath a ghost against his throat. His scent—smoke, sweat, something dark—coils in Severus’s lungs, heady and intoxicating.

    He shouldn’t want this. He doesn’t want this.

    And yet—

    When Sirius presses him back against the bark, when lips find his skin—teasing, claiming—Severus’s breath stutters. His fingers tighten in Sirius’s hair, torn between pushing him away and pulling him closer.

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    Eight years after the war, Harry Potter has learned that peace can be just as suffocating as battle. He spends his days hunting remnants of dark magic, and his nights trying not to think about the one man he can’t seem to forget: Draco Malfoy.

    When a new case forces them to work together for the first time, old rivalries ignite, and something far older stirs beneath the surface. A ruined manor, a curse born of bloodlines, and a spell that binds what should never have been bound.

    Now the threads of their magic,and their lives,are tangled in ways neither of them understands.
    And as Harry unravels the mystery, one truth becomes impossible to ignore: some bonds aren’t meant to be broken

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    A bunch of original drafts or rewrites of certain chapters that I probably found too OOC to put in 'Black Little Hearts'.

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    Previously titled 'From Sorcery to Avenging'

    Ketaki Potter was more then happy with the mundane life she was living. She went to work as an Unspeakable, becoming unspeakable Keya Peverell while on the job, never told anyone what she actually did at work, joined Hermione and Ron for lunch, went back to work, came home where she lived mostly alone, maybe she would pay a visit to her friends afterwards, but all in all she had a very nice simple routine down.

    She was fine with her life as it was and was happy to keep it as it was. Unfortunately, she rarely got what she wanted so it shouldn’t have surprised her when Kingsley’s muggle cousin came knocking wanting some magical assistance for a potentially world wide crisis that was unfolding across the pond and Kingsley -the traitor- offers her expertise in saving the world.

    Suddenly involved in a situation involving Norse Gods, space cubes of unknown origin, spies, supersoilders and scientist with a green problem and a billionaire in a robot suit, Ketaki wants to know how she ended up as the most normal one in this mix and match group.

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    Harry waking up sometime after the battle, gets a message from Snape at 3 am. ; a pic of him in a hospital bed and the text "I lived bitch."
    Shenanigans ensue.

    In honor of the comment created fan fic between me and JuanaSunfall on DeviantArt on their post creatively named "That Post" that was published: May 31, 2019.
    Check out their work: https://www.deviantart.com/juanasunfall/art/That-Post-799837953

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    At forty, Hermione Granger is done being a permanent babysitter. If she wants a child of her own, she’ll do it on her terms—even if that means donor magic and raising them alone.

    But she hasn't counted on her decision jolting Harry Potter, now an ocean away, into an examination of his own life. He comes back to England determined to prove what he should have known years ago: that he doesn’t just want to watch Hermione have a life—he wants to build one with her.

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    Quince años de matrimonio borrados de un plumazo. Tras un accidente, Harry Potter despierta creyendo que la guerra terminó hace apenas un año. Su confusión aumenta al descubrir que, en ese futuro que no recuerda, está casado con su antiguo profesor: el sarcástico y exasperante Severus Snape.

    Atrapado entre recuerdos perdidos, pullas afiladas y un Snape inesperadamente… interesado en él, Harry debe averiguar cómo pasó de ser “el Niño que Sobrevivió” a “Harry J. Snape”. Salvar el mundo fue difícil, pero sobrevivir a los devaneos de su esposo podría ser su mayor desafío.

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    Harry was a Parseltongue speaker because of Voldemort and his scar, Dumbledore had told it to him, and he had not thought about it for over a year. Except that in fact he was not? He had always talked to snakes?

    An unexpected discussion with his Aunt Petunia brings Harry back to the quest for the origin of a hereditary gift normally linked to the line of Salazar Slytherin and his heir apparent, Voldemort.

    This time he wanted a definitive answer, even though he did not think he would like it.

    (Spoilers: he did not just "disliked" it, he hated it)

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    The plan was simple: retrieve the Horcrux, survive the cave, maybe cry later.

    Then Harry woke up with a splitting headache, a missing Headmaster, and his face buried in the lap of a long-dead wizard—who, miraculously, seems to be getting better.

    Now bound by soul magic, hunted by Death Eaters, and navigating an improvised Horcrux hunt with a sarcastic revenant, Harry’s pretty sure this is how people go mad.

    But at least he’s not doing it alone.

    (AKA the Harry Potter Warm Bodies fic that literally only I wanted).

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    A baby is left on the doorstep of Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place, 8 months after the war.

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    When a mysterious Item found in Black Manor hurls Harriett Potter back to 1942, she lands in far from the wizarding world she knows. World War II bis raging and Harriett catches the eye of two inseparable friends: James "Bucky" Barnes, a charming sergeant and Steve Rogers, a scrappy artist.

    As Harriett navigates a Muggle world at war, her magic a dangerous secret, she finds herself drawn into their orbit, forging a bond that defies time itself.

    Bucky's warmth and unwavering loyalty awaken a love Harriett never thought possible. Yet, her heart betrays her, stirred by a forbidden pull toward Steve, whose quiet strength and unspoken devotion mirror her own scars. Bucky sees it... the love his girl harbors for his best friend, and the longing Steve buries deep. He carries that truth with him as he's called to the front lines.

    Bucky plummets from a train, Harriett's world shatters. Steve, now Captain America goes into the Ice. Harriett is ripped from 1946, flung back to her own time.

    When heroes rise again, Harriett must confront her ghosts. Was her love for Bucky - and her unspoken bond with Steve- lost to time, or does destiny have one last spell to cast?

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    The sheets must be changed.

     

    A 200-ish word drabble on Kreacher-enforced sexcapade standards.

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    Kreacher has opinions.

    A 200-ish word drabble featuring everyone's favorite long-suffering house elf.

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    this is literally just the children of The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black coming together and destroying everything their families stand for.

    Please keep in mind that I am a teenager who writes when they have the time and who will definitely not be writing any form of smut. This won't be a 10/10 work and it will likely be shorter than a majority of other works because I don't have the time to monitor this 100% of the time. Sorry ♡

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    It doesn't take long for the door to open after his knock. The butler already has a greeting on his lips, but it dies there when he sees Sirius on the doorstep, his eyes widening along with Sirius's smile.

    Then he tries to slam the door back shut.

    It doesn't work. Sirius' steel toed boot blocks the way effectively.

    “Hello Kreacher,” Sirius says, the grin still wide on his lips as he takes in the butler's horror. He pushes the door open, making Kreacher stumble back a few steps, and saunters into the house. “Long time no see. Is Regulus in?”

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    Written for sorenphelps' bodyguard AU on tumblr

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    Harry aime le voir sourire. Il aime l'entendre rire. Il l'aime lui tout entier. Mais lui, Draco, il le rabroue, le chahute, le titille, le tourmente. Il est comme ça.
    Harry se sent privilégié chaque fois qu'il regarde dans sa direction.
    Surtout que ça n'arrive pas souvent.

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