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    Buckle up! This is my very first year in the GO fandom and also my first year writing fics, so when I stumbled across Quefish77’s amazing Ineffable Kinktober list
    , I thought: “Why not?”

    Each chapter will come with the proper warnings. Not all of them will be fully explicit, but they’ll be clearly marked—pay attention to the tags! They’ll be super important!

    And a huge thank you to the GO fandom for this wonderful year. I honestly can’t put into words how happy this incredible family makes me.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley have a brief, bittersweet reunion when Aziraphale returns from Heaven to warn Crowley that he doesn't have faith in his own ability to prevent Armageddon. Crowley comforts him physically and by expressing a belief in his angel.

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    1/1
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    3
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    1
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    Aziraphale questioned how he got to this point in his life. With a quick mental check, he realised that there were four uncomfortable truths he had to come to terms with in very quick succession:

    1. He was 50 years old, and had never done anything as insane as this in his quiet, celibate life.

    2. There was a pretty obvious reason why he'd reluctantly chosen a career as a priest.

    3. He didn’t particularly hate the fact that his bastard friend thought a strip club was a good idea to celebrate his Golden Birthday.

    4. He might be irrevocably in love with the half naked, 30-something red-head currently giving him a lap dance in the middle of said strip club.

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    English
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    40/57
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    128
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    30,994
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    Aziraphale and Crowley have been invited to a costume party. Aziraphale had the perfect costume, as well as a plan to give Crowley a taste of his own sexy medicine. What could possibly go wrong?

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    3,887
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    8
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    45
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    Aziraphale & Crowley have spent the last few years in domestic bliss after the Armeggedon't. However, after a terrible incident happens that scars both of them and reminds them that Heaven & Hell are still on their tails. They need to protect what they hold most dear. However, what is it that they hold most dear? How did they get here? And what did they do that they must forget?

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    Chapters:
    22/30
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    574
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    Una cosa che ho scritto di notte, perché ho una tosse devastante e non riesco a dormire e si vede 🤣😵‍💫
    Giuro che sono sicura che non accadrà uno scenario simile!
    Semplicemente, durante il Inkoctober su Instagram, ho visto delle fan art stupende e il quarto giorno il tema era la morte e mi è capitato di vedere proprio una fan art stupenda su ciò che accade qui, Crowley che, disperato dalla perdita del suo angelo, commette un gesto estremo e Aziraphale che trova i suoi vestiti, nella disperazione più totale.
    Non ricordo assolutamente l autrice di ciò, Shame of me, ma era una fan art talmente bella e straziante da avermi ispirato tutto ciò.
    Ma state tranquilli, sappiamo tutti come andrà a finire, quindi fidatevi di me e non odiatemi proprio tanto🤣
    Il titolo è una reference a Iris dei Goo goo dolls, canzone che adoro e tanto AziraCrow's coded!
    Fate uscire questo finale!!!!!! Non c'è la facciamo più!🙏🙏🙏🙏

    Language:
    Italiano
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    2/2
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    Smutty sketches of varying spiciness for the Ineffable Kinktober 2025 prompt list by Quefish77. More tags will be added throughout the month.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    3,614
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    Crowley wakes up laying on the ground by a wooded area covered in blood. He is weak and his head aches and he is suffering from amnesia. So many questions and Crowley wants answers.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    When Lady Aziraphale Whitefeather is forced into a marriage she never wanted, she finds herself locked away by Lord Gabriel Archwell, who sees her as a liability. Her unlikely protector comes in the form of Crowley, a newly hired guard with sharp eyes and an even sharper tongue. Together, they’ll risk everything to find freedom, and maybe even a love strong enough to withstand the weight of the world.

    Updates Tuesdays and Fridays

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    A mysterious gentleman (but hopefully not too gentle) catches Crowley's eye.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    4
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Overstimulation: intentionally overwhelming a participant's senses by excessively stimulating them past a point of hypersensitivity.

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    All the angel is doing, really, is repaying him. Crowley likes orgasms, and Aziraphale has always been one to support indulgence. In fact, it’s a generous favour, what he’s doing for Crowley, giving him what he likes. In the angel’s opinion, you can never have too much of a good thing.

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    Comments:
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    Blindfold: receiving pleasure from being blindfolded during sexual stimulation.

    Restraint: tying parts of a person's body so that they cannot move in order to get or give sexual pleasure.

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    Crowley blushes. “Right, angel, sorry, what were you thinking?” He coughs and adds in a mumble, “Just wanna, y’know… make you happy.”

    Aziraphale smiles fondly, feeling very happy indeed. “You do, darling. I just thought—well, maybe we could try some things. In the bedroom.”

    “Oh,” Crowley says. “Oh! Yeah, sure, that—that’s fine, that’s cool, er, yeah, all good, just—”

    “Crowley,” Aziraphale repeats. The demon nods, visibly gulping. “You can say no, you know.”

    “No, no, I want to. Just… what did you have in mind?”

    Series
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    Crowley always pulls out just before Aziraphale cums and just once Aziraphale wants him to just keep going.

    For clarity: Aziraphale is a cisgendered woman in this and Crowley is genderfluid with a penis.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    3
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1,220
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    A collection of art for my Troll Aziraphale AU.

    Ranges from SFW to very NSFW.

    Series
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    English
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    259
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    129
    Kudos:
    611
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    76,411
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    Ineffable Kinktober - 2025
    No idea how many of these I will do!
    I'll note a rating for each chapter (most will be E - I expect!) and any TW etc.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,285
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1,990
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    Crowley arrives at the Johnson Space Center, where he will train for a year to prepare for six months aboard the International Space Station. He is excited. Ready to reach the nebulas. Even though his past military trauma overshadows everything he does. Chaplain Aziraphale, hired three years ago for the brand-new NASA chaplaincy program, finds caring for the astronauts to be a breath of fresh air. Especially since NASA is the latest of a long line of failed parishes in a career directed by his brother, Gabriel.

    Their paths collide when Crowley, after suffering a panic attack in a simulation, stumbles into the orbit of Chaplain Aziraphale. Crowley finds unexpected solace and acceptance in their relationship, and Aziraphale begins to believe he can be more than the subservient chaplain his family expects. It remains to be seen whether they can truly find their way together through the stars.

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    Chapters:
    33/45
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    703
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    5,729
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    A Good Omens podfic

    Rated: E
    Summary: When Aziraphale gets hit with a demonic lust spell, it’s up to Crowley to rescue him and fend off a very horny angel.

    Written by demonsandpieohmy
    Cover art by Elenthya
    Narrated and edited by vixenfics

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2,144
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    Aziraphale and Crowley have just found out they've been following the wrong boy for years. They retire to the bookshop to drink and well... they've had a second arrangement for sometime now and Crowley thinks that with three days until the end of the world they should take advantage of it.

    (Aziraphale is sucessfully tempted and lots of smut happens. Crowley is a mess about it all but everyone has a very nice time.)

    Language:
    English
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    15,609
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2,173
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    Aziraphale and Crowley share a moment of intimacy after they have oysters in Rome but also feel the need to hide their feelings. Fast forward to post-Second Coming, Aziraphale discovers something about Crowley that connects back their first time in Rome, and encourages him to not hide anymore…

    For the Ineffable Kinktober prompts "Ancient Rome" and "Tattoos"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,495
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    310
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    In dire need of some peace and quiet away from the bustling city, Aziraphale agrees to look after his friends’ dog while they’re away for three weeks.

    Between fluffy shenanigans, sudden rainstorms and pointed Tarot readings, any hope for peace or quiet gets snipped away when his eyes land on the handsome–and quite grumpy–gardener.

    A gardener AU, heavy on the rom-com.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,914
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    971

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