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Good Omens - Memes or whatever by The_Annuntziation
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Oct 2025
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Collection of memes and thoughts that I post on social media
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GOOD OMENS X SANTOCIELO (Ficarra e Picone)
Un umano, due angeli, un demone ed un bambino da proteggere.
La seconda venuta organizzata dagli angeli prende una piega diversa quando Nicola viene per errore messo incinto. I demoni vogliono impossessarsi del figlio di Dio ed ora sta ad Aristide, Aziraphale e Crowley proteggerlo. -
Of swans, feathers and stars by gallanonymous
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Oct 2025
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People have admired swans for centuries. Their elegance, beauty, and those impressive wings that inspired many poets around the world. But what they admired most was their love, devotion, and loyalty. For they were one of the few creatures that paired for life. Yet they did not know that God had created their wings in the likeness of angelic ones. Humans could not have known that. But two beings on the walls of the Garden of Eden did. However, they never, ever paid attention to it. For all six thousand years. Just as they didn’t notice what connected them. Or perhaps… they didn’t want to?
The story takes place after season 2 of the series.
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slithered here from eden by guavaisbetter
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Oct 2025
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Crowley writes Aziraphale letters. Doesn’t send them (obviously). They haven’t talked since [redacted]. So why does the Angel one day receive a mysterious stack of letters written in red ink in handwriting he wishes he didn’t know this intimately?
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The damned die alone by Ineffablerats
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Oct 2025
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With aziraphale gone, Crowley is left to his own devices, and being without a decent home, he has decided to move into the apartment above the book store. His moping and bedrotting are interrupted when Muriel insists he get outside. Meanwhile, aziraphale seems to be settling into his new position as supreme Archangel well, or so everyone thinks...
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Noyé dans une détresse ineffable, Crowley se croyait prisonnier d'une ténébreuse solitude.
Jusqu'à cette main tendue qui traversa toute noirceur et lui ouvrit la porte de vérités inattendues. Car Aziraphale et lui n'étaient pas les premiers à échapper à un bonheur auquel ils aspiraient.
Au Ciel, certaines histoires semblaient destinées à se répéter. Mais le serpent ne se mordrait plus la queue, il était temps de briser le cycle sans devoir s'exiler loin de la Terre.
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31 poems of and about the ineffables in various forms in hurt, pain, anxiety, you name it.
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- Part 17 of Good Omens Poems
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A series of oneshots of our favorite ineffable idiots.
There will be stories of all kinds: past inspired, my own imagination of the second coming adventure, the aftermath and cozy couple life. Probably some angst stories also, maby some steamy ones even...
I write this with two intentions: help me cope with the waiting for Good Omens 3, and practice my English. It is not my first language and I am trying to self-learn it. I am so very sorry in advance for my grammatical faults and lack of vocabulary.
All these characters here depicted are not mine, they are characters from the Amazon Prime series Good Omens. (I haven't read the book so it would be all series inspired)
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Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.
Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.
One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.
Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…
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You are the closest to Heaven that I'll ever be by Donniegirl88
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
18 Oct 2025
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Una cosa che ho scritto di notte, perché ho una tosse devastante e non riesco a dormire e si vede 🤣😵💫
Giuro che sono sicura che non accadrà uno scenario simile!
Semplicemente, durante il Inkoctober su Instagram, ho visto delle fan art stupende e il quarto giorno il tema era la morte e mi è capitato di vedere proprio una fan art stupenda su ciò che accade qui, Crowley che, disperato dalla perdita del suo angelo, commette un gesto estremo e Aziraphale che trova i suoi vestiti, nella disperazione più totale.
Non ricordo assolutamente l autrice di ciò, Shame of me, ma era una fan art talmente bella e straziante da avermi ispirato tutto ciò.
Ma state tranquilli, sappiamo tutti come andrà a finire, quindi fidatevi di me e non odiatemi proprio tanto🤣
Il titolo è una reference a Iris dei Goo goo dolls, canzone che adoro e tanto AziraCrow's coded!
Fate uscire questo finale!!!!!! Non c'è la facciamo più!🙏🙏🙏🙏 -
Ineffable Kinktober - NSFW (and NSFW-ish) drawings by glowoak
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Oct 2025
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Smutty sketches of varying spiciness for the Ineffable Kinktober 2025 prompt list by Quefish77. More tags will be added throughout the month.
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[Podfic] Among the Stacks by Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Oct 2025
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Nearly a year after Aziraphale returns to Heaven, he vanishes from existence, leaving Crowley bereft on Earth. Just when the demon has finally started to heal and move on with his life, he finds his angel by chance in a library. But Aziraphale has no memory of his life as an angel, or of Crowley. How will our hero cope?
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- Part 1 of [Podfic] Among the Stacks
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Off His Head by aventurinebrandybuck
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Oct 2025
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Due to Hell’s love-hate relationship with paperwork, Crowley does not get summoned Downstairs after his plausibly deniable good deed in Edinburgh. Now Aziraphale has to care for a very drunk and very clingy demon.
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- Part 15 of Whumptober 2025
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Crowley and Aziraphale grew up together, sheltered from the outside world by a religious commune. But one of them made it out, so what happens when they reunite years later, one of them changed, one frozen in time.
(Mature bc of some (non-graphic) violence - Will give warnings per chapter and make it easy to skip)
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You and I, Stargazing by altsernative, crumblingredsky
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio)
15 Oct 2025
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Crowley arrives at the Johnson Space Center, where he will train for a year to prepare for six months aboard the International Space Station. He is excited. Ready to reach the nebulas. Even though his past military trauma overshadows everything he does. Chaplain Aziraphale, hired three years ago for the brand-new NASA chaplaincy program, finds caring for the astronauts to be a breath of fresh air. Especially since NASA is the latest of a long line of failed parishes in a career directed by his brother, Gabriel.
Their paths collide when Crowley, after suffering a panic attack in a simulation, stumbles into the orbit of Chaplain Aziraphale. Crowley finds unexpected solace and acceptance in their relationship, and Aziraphale begins to believe he can be more than the subservient chaplain his family expects. It remains to be seen whether they can truly find their way together through the stars.
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If you've got to goat, then goat with style by beerok23
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
15 Oct 2025
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Almost a year has passed since the events of ‘The Trouble with HELL’, and award-winning true crime podcasters Anthony Crowley and Aziraphale Eastgate are enjoying their Christmas shopping when they receive a phone call from the recently appointed Celestial Dairy’s CEO Muriel Lightfeather, who invites them to a charity gala that will take place on Christmas Eve. Crowley is almost done writing the long awaited sequel to his first novel Murder on the M25 and Aziraphale is focusing on his podcast Mystery Haven so, when the evening takes an unexpected dramatic turn and they find themselves having to track down a murderer, they decide to team up and investigate on what is about to become the scariest (but also horniest) night of their lives.
A Murder Mystery Podcasters/Investigators AU 🐐
Following the events of “The Trouble with HELL”~ The story is pre-written and will update every Wednesday and Sunday ~
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Blinded By The Light by Condemned_Fallen
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Oct 2025
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(A Good Omens Fanfic set after the end of season two.)
With the angel gone, Crowley decided that was it. Feelings brought nothing but pain so he’d do away with them. Despising both above and below, he grabbed what he needed from his flat and left. Heaven though wasn't finished with him just yet.
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In dire need of some peace and quiet away from the bustling city, Aziraphale agrees to look after his friends’ dog while they’re away for three weeks.
Between fluffy shenanigans, sudden rainstorms and pointed Tarot readings, any hope for peace or quiet gets snipped away when his eyes land on the handsome–and quite grumpy–gardener.
A gardener AU, heavy on the rom-com.
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Gormless Seduction [Podfic] by Cowie_Podfics (Gidget_uk) for munchmulch
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
13 Oct 2025
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Crowley grimaces. "Nhnnnnggg, ok, alright. But, hear me out." They flick a hand dramatically. "An angel! A being who can make Holy water! Even if I can keep the whole human disguise thing up, what if they, I don't know . . . want me baptised?"
Dagon stares at Crowley blankly for a second before handing them the assignment kit. "You’ll start tomorrow. The address is highlighted, if you get lost and have to call me for directions I will direct you through at least three traffic jams."
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Made in Hell: Matchmaking Agency by Hermiola
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
13 Oct 2025
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After yet another disastrous date, Aziraphale Fell is ready to throw in the towel and resign himself to the solitary existence he doesn’t mind all that much. Enter Anthony J. Crowley, matchmaker extraordinaire, who bets Aziraphale the 100% success rate of Made in Hell, his matchmaking agency, that he can find him a suitable match in no time.
After all, Crowley is a consummated professional with a troubled dating history who has learned from his past mistakes and has sworn off love himself: he’s certainly not going to fall for the charms of an extremely fussy bookseller… or is he?
Between dubious romantic prospects, far too much meddling, ridiculous antics and a developing connection, Made in Hell’s success rate might not be the only thing on the line here.❤️🔥 PRE-WRITTEN. UPDATES EVERY MONDAY ❤️🔥